The Lucky Star Ladies Get Naughty
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 01.16.12 in Anime/Manga
With its otaku “heroine” and focus on pretty schoolgirls, the Lucky Star anime & manga series has been called “the ultimate in fan service”… maybe that explains why every guy I forced to watch it with me ended up becoming somewhat addicted to it, even if they weren’t normally the anime type? Or maybe it’s just because Konata is awesome. Man, just talking about it makes me want to go watch it again! But really, it’s a slice-of-life style series that is pretty obviously aimed at men who like looking at cute girls – honestly, to me, the intended audience is embodied in Konata’s dad’s character – who also happens to be the one playing with Miyuki and Kagami in this gallery. So one could call this HentaiZa gallery of Lucky Star hentai the logical conclusion to the actual series’ fan service, right? Minami is in here too, which is awesome, because to me she was the most attractive girl in the series – looking back, she reminds me of the Disappearance version of Yuki Nagato, a bit. Quiet and somewhat stoic but still very cute with an adorable, vulnerable site. And green hair. I always love characters with green hair, what can I say?
BoneCraft: XXX Fantasy PC Game
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 01.02.12 in CGI/3D
Once again, the ever-so-gallant and gentlemanly e-friend known as Mento does my job for me and pointed me to the fact that BoneCraft, the unique StarCraft meets World of Warcraft porn video game hybrid (“it’s like starcraft and warcraft had a baby, and you got to watch them make it” -Mento), is finally releasing this month on January 12th. It seems that you’re a super-manly space marine who invades a fantasy-like planet and then you proceed to start killing all the Orcs in order to get to the bangable elf babes. Because you care deeply about preserving astrobiological diversity fucking hot fantasy chicks, this is clearly the best course of action. Similarly, the best thing for you to do right now would be to go and pre-order - since that will net you something called “The Golden Fist” (I’m unclear on whether this is a weapon or a sex move) and some sort of shiny, sexy robot lady (that I assume you get to bang) called C3P-HO. Yeah, you’re curious now, huh? In closing;
[@Mento] why play skyrim when you can watch an elf called skye rim
Sexy Santa-fied Disney Princesses
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 12.23.11 in Comics/Toons
If I had been a boy, growing up I think I would have definitely had the huuuuuuuuugest crush on Princess Jasmine from Aladdin – to me, she’s still the most beautiful of the Disney Princesses. Hold on, pausing my writing to go turn on the Aladdin soundtrack – there, that’s better. Yeah, you’d better believe I keep the OST on my computer – that’s how much I love that movie! Anyhow, this gallery is my Christmas gift to all the other Disney devotees out there who may have been infatuated with the Disney heroines of the 80′s and 90′s. We’ve got the aforementioned Princess Jasmine, Ariel, Belle, Mulan, and (randomly) Jessica Rabbit, all dolled up in sexy Santa gear and showing off for Cartoon Valley. Happy Holidays!
Teen Titans: Naughty Christmas Orgy
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 12.21.11 in Comics/Toons
Man, is the cast of Teen Titans ever-expanding, or something? It feels like every time that I make a Teen Titans porn gallery, there are more characters that I don’t recognize and have to look up. This could easily be remedied if I ever remembered to watch the show, but I pretty much have the worst memory ever and I barely even remember to keep up with the shows that I already watch, so… not terribly likely. Anyhow, this time around it’s a Christmas comic celebration, Teen Titans style – featuring Beast Boy and Robin unwrapping their x-rated X-mas gifts… in the form of Starfire, Terra, Jinx, and Blackfire (those last two are the ones that I had to look up, if you were curious). If you want to see the rest of the “festivities” – including appearances from other characters – you can find more at the source, Online SuperHeroes!
Steamy Star Trek Threesome Comics
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 12.09.11 in Comics/Toons
So my slow ass finally got around to watching the Star Trek reboot movie this week. Yes, it really took me that long. The worst part? We’ve actually owned the DVD since it was first released, I am just that lazy about keeping up with movies lately. Anyway, I thought the romance between Uhura and Spock was actually pretty cute, even though I know some people prefer her with Kirk. And of course, there’s the fanbase that wants Kirk and Spock together instead… hopefully all will be happy with these Star Trek porn cartoons from Gogo Celeb, since it’s a threesome – whichever combination of those three you might find the most appealing, they’re all involved in these kinky comics. So enjoy!
Delicious & Dirty Vocaloid Hentai
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 11.09.11 in Anime/Manga, Hentai Games
I’ve actually been trying to get into using Vocaloid programs over the past couple of days, so I actually recognized almost all of these characters – even this time last week, I think I would have only known who Hatsune Miku was, considering that she’s pretty much the super-popular face of Vocaloid. The other synthetic singers in this gallery are Megurine Luke (I’ve been trying and failing to get her to install for me, since I’m wanting to make English songs but I’m too lazy to write out the lyrics phonetically for the Japanese-only singers – but for some reason the program I got is just not cooperating), Kagamine Rin and Kagamine Len, Kaito (who is kinda dreamy, ngl) and Miki. At least, I hope it’s Miki – the redhead one is the only one that I had to look up. This Vocaloid hentai comes to you courtesy of HentaiZa, so head there if you want to see more. I’m gonna get back to trying to get my totally legal copy of Luka to work :V
Spellbinding & Sexy Witch Cartoons
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 10.31.11 in Comics/Toons
Just in time for Halloween (and also coinciding with my belated love affair with the Puella Magi Madoka Magica anime and spin-off manga, both of which have witches as a central plot point), the crew behind Drawn Sex has released a cartoon porn site for all you occult lovers out there - Witch Cartoons! The site features a wide range of niches (from straight big boobs hardcore to futanari) and art styles, and I’ve put together a little preview of stuff from my favorite Witch Cartoons artist. They’re all excerpts from bigger comics, so if you want to read the full stories, you’ll have to check out the source.
Happy Halloween From Gogo Celeb!
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 10.24.11 in Anime/Manga
If there are actually any regular readers of the Tales Of Hentai main blog, you’ll know that I tend to post stuff from Gogo Celeb very frequently – and why not? Quite frankly, it’s one of the more badass sites around IMO, because they tend to stick to high-quality porn art of famous animes, video games, and Hollywood stars without falling back on a lot of the old-ass “filler” that other hentai sites use (if you’ve seen it, you know what I mean – some hentai paysites are nothing more than a pretty tour and some ancient Sailor Moon porn on the inside). They’re even indulging my love of Halloween by having some of their regular artists do some spooky & sexy themed art for them. Here’s a little taste, and Happy Halloween!
HQ Durarara!! Porn From HentaiZa
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 10.10.11 in Anime/Manga
Durarara!! was one of those series that only took one episode to hook me – and then I burned through the rest of the anime series and have been reading the light novels ever since (well, I have to wait for the fan translations, but I do keep up as best I can). I don’t even think I could pick a favorite character, the series does the ‘ensemble cast’ thing so well that I love just about everyone. I do have a soft spot for Erika and Walker and their particular brand of weirdness, though – which is why I was excited to see that they were included in HentaiZa’s recent Durarara!! update. I pulled a few images to make a sampler for you guys, and aside from the aforementioned Erika and Walker, I’ve also included Celty, Shinra, Shizuo, Anri, and Mikado. The artwork is pretty gorgeous, so I hope you guys are as happy with it as I was! Oh, and as a note to anyone who is not familiar with the series – first off, go watch it, and secondly, a warning: Celty… doesn’t have a head.
World Of Warcraft Babes Get Fucked
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 09.26.11 in Comics/Toons
My total unfamiliarity with WoW has led me to browsing their site, trying to figure out exactly which races of represented in this collection of World of Warcraft porn. My conclusion: first, there are way more races that I expected, and secondly, I’m just going to claim that a few of these are stylized & sexualized versions of some of the races, otherwise I can’t identify them =X Anyhow, I definitely see a couple Blood Elf babes, a female Orc, two that look to me like they could be Draenei or Forsaken, and another definite Night Elf. I’m too lazy to try and ID the races of the guys fucking them, but I’m sure some of you Warcraft diehards can figure that part out on your own if it really matters to you! Pictures are all from Cartoon Reality, so if you like what you see & want more, let them know!
Smoking Hot Mass Effect Comic Porn
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 09.21.11 in Comics/Toons
So these Mass Effect porn pictures are pretty heavy on the Miranda Lawson, but can you really blame the artist? Forgive the stale pun, but she does put the ASS in Mass Effect. I’m fairly certain that not one person who played the game did’t pause during that conversation in her office, when she gets up from her desk, and inwardly scream “DAT ASS!” – she’s got booty for days. The Gogo Celeb artist seems to be particularly fond of Miri’s loyalty armor, though there are a couple with her in the classic black-and-white Cerberus catsuit. Of course, Samara also makes a few appearances here, which is nice… as well as a sort of lulzy/hot crossover lesbian scene between Avina (the Citadel’s Asari AI chick, for those who don’t remember her) and Halo’s Cortana. All in all, a good set that totally makes me want to kick my boyfriend off of the 360 right now and go load up my Miranda-romancing ME2 save. Don’t even try to deny that a few of you are having the same thoughts =X
Awesome Anime Babes From Gogo Celeb
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 09.17.11 in Anime/Manga
It’s that time again~ Time for another compilation of random hentai babes pulled from the Gogo Celeb archives. Some of these I picked because I recognized them (characters from Bleach, Soul Eater, Death Note, Naruto, and K-ON! are all immediately recognizable to me), but there’s also some that I don’t get the references in but selected anyway just because they were hot. Hope your favorites made it in, and enjoy~
XXX-Men With Cyclops, Storm & Jean Grey
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 09.01.11 in Comics/Toons
I’m just gonna come out and say it: I think that Cyclops sucks. This may have something to do with the fact that after my introduction to the X-Men comics (one of the Legion Quest books was my first), I started grabbing the now-defunct X-Men Classics series along with my other books. One of the first turned out to be that issue where Cyclops and Storm fight for leadership of the X-Men because Scott is busy being a useless sad sack. He gets his ass summarily kicked by Storm and proceeds to do even MORE moping, and my eternal dislike for him was locked in. I’ve yet to read anything else that has made him any more tolerable; he seems so stiff and boring and waspy and prone to terrible outfits that it makes the fact that he keeps somehow attracting incredible women like Jean Grey and Emma Frost all the more puzzling. I mean, how does someone that boring manage to rank as a manwhore? It’s one of the greatest mysteries of the Marvel Universe, because I sure know that I’ve never met a female comic reader (myself included) that had any more than vague annoyance ranging to all-out hate for the guy. Um… okay, well, this probably is a really weird choice for what to write as a gallery description, but considering that these Leandro Comics feature Cyke getting it on with both Storm and Jean Grey, I sort of couldn’t hold back! He’s just so… ew. But I mean, at least Storm and Jean look super hot in these comics, so I guess I’ll forgive Leandro… even if on their main page you can see a peek of a set with Cyclops and Psylocke as well. Wait, that’s actually canon too, isn’t it? Or am I hallucinating that Psylocke went after him once? God, Cyclops must be wearing Sex Panther or Nexus or something, because wtf?!
Hardcore DC Comic Book Babes
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 07.18.11 in Comics/Toons
I think that I’ve mentioned a few times before that I play DC Universe Online – I’ve got both hero and villain characters spread across all six of the mentors, but my favorite “beginner” mission is definitely the one that comes from Lex Luthor’s mentorship. You team up with Parasite (and his questionable fashion choices, wtf) and end up fighting Power Girl in Metropolis University. And the entire reason that I love that mission so much is because I happen to sort of adore Power Girl – and sadly, you get next to no interaction with her in the game otherwise (if you’re a hero, I don’t think you get to see her at all except as a vendor NPC – villains at least get to fight her a few times)… um, all that is to say, that as soon as I saw that this gallery of DC Universe comic babes featured my girl with her assets on full display, I knew I had to post it. It’s also got Huntress, Wonder Woman, Arrowette, Harley Quinn, Supergirl, Batgirl, and Wonder Girl, so maybe your favorite made it in too? Source is Gogo Celeb, as they’ve been knocking it out of the park with their comic book hentai (not to mention their increase in video game and anime stuff, too) lately. Loving it~
Lovely Fantasy Babes From Radgasm
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 06.09.11 in Anime/Manga
Okay, so you know what is a pretty terrible time to be writing a gallery description? Probably when you’re doped up on allergy/pain meds and about to fall asleep, all the while blasting the fuck out of Shy Ronnie…. And yes, that’s exactly what I’m doing right now! I dunno, I’m stupid or something. But hey, I found some awesome fantasy hentai in the Radgasm sub-section of hentai/toon megasite Gogo Celeb, and I just had to share. Or something. Man, I am seriously not even aware of how I’m still typing right now!!! So why don’t I go to bed, while you guys enjoy half-naked and hardcore fantasy babes =3
