BoneCraft: XXX Fantasy PC Game
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 01.02.12 in CGI/3D
Once again, the ever-so-gallant and gentlemanly e-friend known as Mento does my job for me and pointed me to the fact that BoneCraft, the unique StarCraft meets World of Warcraft porn video game hybrid (“it’s like starcraft and warcraft had a baby, and you got to watch them make it” -Mento), is finally releasing this month on January 12th. It seems that you’re a super-manly space marine who invades a fantasy-like planet and then you proceed to start killing all the Orcs in order to get to the bangable elf babes. Because you care deeply about preserving astrobiological diversity fucking hot fantasy chicks, this is clearly the best course of action. Similarly, the best thing for you to do right now would be to go and pre-order - since that will net you something called “The Golden Fist” (I’m unclear on whether this is a weapon or a sex move) and some sort of shiny, sexy robot lady (that I assume you get to bang) called C3P-HO. Yeah, you’re curious now, huh? In closing;
[@Mento] why play skyrim when you can watch an elf called skye rim
Lovely Fantasy Babes From Radgasm
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 06.09.11 in Anime/Manga
Okay, so you know what is a pretty terrible time to be writing a gallery description? Probably when you’re doped up on allergy/pain meds and about to fall asleep, all the while blasting the fuck out of Shy Ronnie…. And yes, that’s exactly what I’m doing right now! I dunno, I’m stupid or something. But hey, I found some awesome fantasy hentai in the Radgasm sub-section of hentai/toon megasite Gogo Celeb, and I just had to share. Or something. Man, I am seriously not even aware of how I’m still typing right now!!! So why don’t I go to bed, while you guys enjoy half-naked and hardcore fantasy babes =3
Blonde Elf Girl Under Sparkling Snow
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 12.27.09 in CGI/3D
I bought my boyfriend a PS3 for Christmas, but I made sure to buy myself a game for it as well – and I settled on the fantasy/JRPG called Folklore… which really seems like it could be the official game of this website, with faeries and elves and all sorts of mythological beings as part of its plot. Anyhow, I’m about to go try out the game for the first time, but before I did, I wanted to give you guys your own version of my Christmas gift – a cute, adorably sexy, blonde elf babe, posing in barely any clothes (just some strategically places flowers and reeds, it looks like), out in a sparkling winter snowfall. This update comes from the Charmed Realm Of Sex, and I think that it’s really gorgeously done – whoever is responsible for this little beauty is definitely a master of the 3d/CGI medium!
Green-Haired & Busty Elf Beauty
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 11.13.09 in Anime/Manga
This gallery from Anime Illustrated perfectly combines two of my current obsessions: Tsuruya-san fromThe Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya and her long, green hair; and hot elf-on-elf action (I’m currently playing Dragon Age: Origins, and my female Dalish Elf character invites the other elf party member, Zevran, to her tent for awesome sex scenes). Oh, wait, make that three things… since big anime boobies are pretty much always in style for me, and this elf chick’s definitely got some great tits.
World Of Porncraft: Hot Elf Archer
[ 0 Comments ] Posted on 01.20.09 in CGI/3D
I don’t play World Of Warcraft, but I do play a good amount of JRPGs and have developed a serious fondness for archer characters, especially when they’re hot chicks like Nanaly Fletch or Natalia L.K. Lanvaldear – so when I saw this gallery from World Of Porncraft, the sight of a sexy elf chick holding a bow & arrow immediately grabbed my attention. I may not be able to tell you what class or type of elf she is (aren’t there multiple types in WoW?) or who the fuck she’s been captured by (they look like some sort of demon carved out of living stone or something), but I don’t need to know the specific details to be able to tell that a long, lean, naked elf archer = super fucking hot. Thanks, World Of Porncraft, I can always use more nude archery in my life!
